10 month African Trails epic adventure: It's all over!

Well the trip has finished and I'm back in Blighty! But I can't be arsed finishing the blog for between Cairo and Istanbul. I'll try to get around to it soon but right now I'm just going to chill for a while.

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Showing posts with label adventure holiday. Show all posts
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30 November, 2008

SYDNEY/KIWI ADVENTURE-9: A relaxing, lazy sunday: Hot pools, massages and hang gliding!

Well the weather forecast suggested that the weather today would be bad but it seems that Queenstown's weather is less than reliable and the predictions are not meant to be taken as seriously as you might do in another part of the world. It was indeed overcast but the rain was nowhere to be seen.

Anticipating this weather, and due to the fact that it was Sunday and therefore a good day for goofing off, I had booked a couple of appointments for myself to wallow in total self indulgence. First things first was a trip to the Queenstown hot pools, a rather wonderful place located just outside town that provided spectacular views of the shotover river (a place I seem to be returning to many times) and provides the customer with their own delightful open air private hot-tub. Since my legs were still aching a little from my spirited downhill run I felt like treating myself. I had also suffered a minor case of whiplash from jumping into water from a great height in the Waitomo caves so it was time to lounge around and let my body relax. Sadly the place didn't provide any naked young women to entertain me so I took a book with me instead.

I brought along a copy of Bill Bryson's book Down Under. Anyone who hasn't read any of this man's travel writing would do well to give it a go. I walked into a bookshop in Auckland a little over a week ago and randomly picked up a book on Australia (after all I had just been traveling around there on the Sun Princess) and it happened to be Bryson's book. After reading about 3 paragraphs I took the book to the counter and slapped down my money. I've never had a book sell itself in it's first few paragraphs but there you go! His writing style is wonderfully dry and he manages to make the most mundane things incredibly hilarious. The funny thing is he never really actually does anything when he travels to another country. He just ambulates around town at a leisurely pace looking at random things and then chats to a few locals then has a pint. Yet he somehow turns these seemingly insignificant non-events into brilliant, pithy little anecdotes.

I didn't get too far before I had to leave, my hour passed too quickly so I sojourned to the nearby health spa for my one hour massage. I had asked for the most punishingly violent massage available, one that felt more like grievous bodily harm than body therapy. Still that's the way I likes 'em.

And what better way to finish off a nice quiet day than hang gliding? In keeping with the laid back nature of this particular Sunday I booked a flight when I noticed that the weather was in fact getting better not worse. After all most of my previous activities had been pulse pounding, heart pumping adrenaline rushes, this time I wanted something nice and relaxing. I didn't have to look too hard to find a company that had some short term spots left on their tour.

We drove up to Coronet Peak, a really spectacular ski resort just outside town. Of course it's summer here so there was no snow but the view was still very beautiful (as just about all views from just about anywhere in New Zealand tends to be). This is real Lord of the Rings scenery right here. The take off sequence was very simple, running towards the edge of the nearby cliff and hoping that the giant triangular sheet of polyester we were attached would catch the wind and take off. Incidentally it did and we were airborne in seconds.

Now all I can say at this point is I would recommend hang gliding to all but those with the most intense and terrifying phobia of heights. It really is the closest you will ever get to flying. Previously I had only tried powered hang gliding (ie. a microlite) and although fantastic fun you still realise you're strapped to a big noisy engine, albeit a small lawnmower sized one). When hang gliding all you hear is the wind rushing gently past your face and you can easily talk to your pilot. It's quiet, relaxing and really quite sublime. Another reason I chose to hang glide today was that I knew it wouldn't be over quite as quickly as skydiving (which lasts about 380 seconds) or Bungy Jumping (which last about 7-12 seconds!). This was a nice leisurely float down from the mountain that lasted about 15 minutes before landing in a field. Very nice!

So now I've only got one more day left in Queenstown. I think I'll probably just save my money and have a couple of rides on the skyline luge again. After all it's probably the only cheap ride in the whole town. Then I'm flying back to Sydney to spend a week before returning home to Blighty for Christmas. Bloody hell it's going to be so goddamn cold there.

Right after takeoff
...and a few seconds later

29 November, 2008

SYDNEY/KIWI ADVENTURE-8: Still jumping off things

Aah the brevity of thrill rides is not exactly helped by their disproportionately high costs! But that seems to be the theme of my current holiday so why stop now? After all I'm almost done here in New Zealand and I'm about to return to Sydney to spend just under a week with my good friend Rob. Today's fleeting thrill ride was the Shotover Canyon Swing. If that sounds familiar it's because I've already been on the Shotover river, both when whitewater rafting and jet-boating. It seems that this river/canyon really is a magnet for adventure seekers. In fact I remember passing under the canyon swing whilst I was cruising down the river a few days ago.

We were driven by bus to the site of the canyon swing and our group shuffled forwards to the launch pad. When I approached the places that my three Bungy Jumps were located just a few days ago I found that the staff were very reassuring. Although I wasn't so nervous some of the others in my group were and the staff were very friendly and encouraging to those who were having second thoughts. The same cannot be said of the canyon swing team. Every step of the way they were acting as if the last group didn't make it or that they didn't have any idea what they were doing.

My two jumps of choice were the "Chair of Death" and "Gimp Boy Goes to Hollywood". The chair of death involved being strapped into a chair with the back facing the canyon. The idea was for me to lean back and plummet off the edge at speeds of up to 150 kilometres per hour! Of course the crew were making sure that I didn't get off that easily. Instead of simply letting me go they were taunting me, allowing me to lean back then grabbing my harness and preventing me from falling. At one time one of the crewmen pulled me back at the last second with a cry of "Oh shit! I forgot about the safety harness!" Of course I wasn't falling for that one but I humoured them with a rejoinder along the lines of "oh you guys are evil bastards!". A couple of false starts later and what seemed like an eternity of taunts and stalling one of the crew pulled me back and told me he had to adjust something. Reaching forward he instead shoved the chair off the ledge and send me hurtling groundwards at breathtaking speed.

Of course one jump wasn't enough so I did another one. This one, as mentioned earlier, was called "Gimp Boy Goes to Hollywood". It involved being suspended upside down with my head looking up to face the canyon. Thankfully the boys were not quite so sadistic and they simply let me go once I'd gotten myself into position (after a quick photo). This time I got to see the ground rush towards my face, a more familiar sensation since I'd already done Bungy Jumping.

Tomorrow's weather is apparently not looking to promising but that's fine because I've prepared a fallback if the outside weather turns out to not be ideal for outdoor activities. It never hurts to have a contingency plan does it now?

There I go!
There I go again!

28 November, 2008

SYDNEY/KIWI ADVENTURE-7: An expensive additction

Well now I know why they use the term "adrenaline junkie". It really is an addiction and although I honestly don't know what it's like to roll around on the floor, shivering, sweating and crying into my blanket as I try in vein to get to sleep after not being able to get my heroin fix, I have to admit that I keep wanting more and bigger thrills as my time on this adventure holiday progresses. Today I went skydiving and I must say it was one of the most arbitrary decisions I've ever made in my life!

The last time I went skydiving was in Hawaii and that was the second time I'd ever done it. Afterwards I told myself that if I did it again I would learn to do it solo instead of relying on a tandem jumper to strap myself to. However the circumstances that led me to today's jump were much more spontaneous and impulsive than that.

I had tried to book a paragliding trip up on the Queenstown skyline complex but the weather turned against me. It may have been a fantastic warm day with not a cloud in the sky but apparently paragliding is a sport that lends itself to very sensitive wind conditions and fate was working against me that day. Disappointed that I couldn't get my fix for the day I wandered around town asking various places if they had any spots open for any adventure tours. I reached a couple of places that were fully booked and the only free spots were the ones I had done already (such as jet-boating or Bungy Jumping).

I was about to give up and was feeling rather crestfallen about not getting my adrenaline fix when I walked past the NZone Skydiving centre. I approached and enquired about the availability of a last minute jump and as luck would have it there was a shuttle leaving for the airport in five minutes. Delighted I signed up without even the slightest consideration for the bloody good kicking my bank balance was about to receive.

Before long we were at the airfield and I was getting suited up, the only person who had jumped before. The others were all German exchange students still in high school around the age of 17 and it seems that skydiving was apparently part of their itinerary. All I can say is I certainly didn't do anything remotely that awesome when I went to high school!

It wasn't long before we were ascending to the heavens in our aircraft. As always the anticipation felt as the plane slowly climbs over the truly amazing scenery is almost as fun as the jump itself. Last time I jumped was in Hawaii which is also possesses a sublime landscape but this was spectacular in a very different way. Imagine endless stretches of snow capped alpine peaks going as far into the distance as you can see and you might get the idea. The visibility allowed us to see for miles in each direction. We reached the altitude of our jumps (12,000 feet!) and, as usual, I was the first out of the plane. I must digress to admit I would have liked to see someone else jump before me, just to see the expression on their face. After all usually tandem jumpers are first timers, most people who want more end up learning the sport. But anyway I was thrown out of the plane with cameraman in tow to witness the scenery rush towards me all whilst enjoying one of the biggest adrenaline rushes a person can get.

As with my previous jumps it was all over too soon. The tandem master yanked the cord and our descent was slowed from an outrageous 140+ miles per hour to a much more manageable parachute assisted glide. Coming in to land I was certain that the next time I took to the air, I would be on my own.

So there you go, being hooked on adrenaline rushes may not have withdrawal symptoms that are as horrible as heroin addiction but I've got to admit, it's still a damn expensive habit. It also got me thinking about the possibility of changing careers, after all musicians don't exactly bring in the big bucks. Perhaps in a few years time I'll be "Dan the world traveling skydiver" or something like that! I was giving some serious consideration to getting a diploma in skydiving, apparently the courses are quite affordable here in New Zealand and once you've got your foot in the door you can earn a nice little bit of money. But I'm not going to think about that right now, I'm still on holiday!
I wanna go again!

27 November, 2008

SYDNEY/KIWI ADVENTURE-6: Extreme Watersports

Well it was quite an exciting day today because...wait, every day has been really exciting. This one however was no exception so that's still a good thing.


First things first was the legendary Shotover Jet boat ride. Apparently one of the fastest and most exciting speedboat rides in the world, this was my first activity for the day. This adrenaline pumping thrill ride is a heart pounding high velocity joyride through the spectacular Shotover Canyon reaching speeds of up to 80 kilometres per hour/50 miles per hour! Darting in between narrow canyon walls and barely scraping the sides of the rocks it's a thrill that betters any roller coaster and provides amazing scenic views. The most fun moments of the ride have got to be the 360 degree spins that the boat pilot randomly performs at moments during the trip. I got a video of the ride recorded which perhaps I'll upload someday. It was a fantastic thrill ride but to say that my day peaked at that moment would simply not be true, for it was only the start of my adventures.


After getting suited up in wetsuits and life jackets it was now time to engage in part two of the adventure on the Shotover River: whitewater rafting. Whilst on the jet boat we only got splashed but now it was time to get soaked and this time, we were in control!

But first we had to get to the starting position. We had two choices: either take the bus there or fly. In keeping with the nature of this adrenaline packed day I chose the latter of course. We were picked up by helicopter and provided with beautiful views of the canyon which we would later be rafting down. Like so many of this adventure holiday's fleeting activities it was over too quickly and we were calmly waiting around admiring the view while waiting for the slowcoaches who were taking the bus. Eventually they arrived and we began to prepare the boats. We received a short safety briefing and boarded our rafts with 7 rafters and one guide who steered and shouted out commands. Our delightful guide was Sally, a spirited Kiwi who, like so many others, seemed to possess a lust for life that may be taken for granted in New Zealand but is always surprising to people like me (who has spent too much time around the stoic and uptight Brits).

We cast off and began to float down the river with Sally explaining the various commands to us: backpedal, forwards, back right & back left (each side paddling in opposite directions for a rapid turn), hold on!, and the most fun: over left or over right. The over left/right commands involved us all moving to one side should the need arise for us to put more weight on one side. As it happened we did use this maneuver at one point but more on that later. Right now we were enjoying our leisurely float down the river, preparing for the rapids that we knew were coming. We had been told that today was a particularly good day for rafting because the two days of rain had really flooded the river and provided us with some rapids that are usually only reserved for advanced rafters. But it's New Zealand and it's a great country for throwing inexperienced people into the fray and hoping that all their body parts remain intact!

After some time we reached our first rapids and got ourselves sufficiently wet (which was something of a relief considering the fact that we were in big warm wetsuits) but then it was another little stretch of quiet floating. Now normally you would expect the calm moments between the rapids to be quiet and serene, with an opportunity to let the view sink in and relax. Not in New Zealand though. It wasn't long before we were playing games with the other boats (5 in total) ramming them, splashing then and even boarding them and dragging their rafters either onto our boats or into the water! It was all about as crazy as things could get and frankly I was loving every second of it. People were even leaping off their boats and floating down the river to cool off! There really was a party atmosphere on these boats and it proves just how much fun people like to have in New Zealand! At one point our guide Sally abandoned us by leaping off our boat and onto another one in order to tackle one of the other guides! At one point we even knocked another rafter off their boat and stole him, using him to paddle along on our boat and gain some extra speed! Those krazy Kiwis!

A few moments later the horseplay died down as we were reaching the first of the advanced rapids. We made it though them quite easily, although we were holding on for dear life and whilst getting soaked in a perpetual spray of water we crashed and pounded our way through several rapids including ones that were given names such as "The Toilet, The Mother, Oh Shit! and The Cascade" to name a few. After making it through all those ones intact we were a little bit disappointed that no one was thrown off the boat and into the frothing, churning rapids below so our nutty guide Sally ordered a hard over maneuver (everyone to one side) and deliberately capsized the boat! We floated along for a while in the water before clambering onto the upturned boat and gloating to the others that we were actually hardcore enough to deliberately flip the boat over! After a while we flipped the boat the right way up again and prepared for the final and most intense rapids.

First things first, we had to go through a long underground tunnel, apparently one of the only two places in the world where you can whitewater raft through a tunnel and just after that we were treated to a final plunging drop that got us all spectacularly soaked in the process. It seemed that our rafting trip was at an end. We beached our rafts and then carried them to the rafting station and bid farewell to the staff. It seems that yet again I can tick off another activity that was "the best thing I've ever done!" (incidentally I seem to have done hundreds of things that are the best things ever and each one is just as good as and better that the others, don't ask me how!)

So there you have it, I cannot recommend this enough, if you're ever in New Zealand you have to try...Bungy Jumping, whitewater rafting, glowworm cave exploring, jet boating, aah screw it, I can't name everything. And believe me, I'm not even close to being done, It's just day after day of craziness here in New Zealand.


In fact, speaking of craziness I did one last thing today. I was wondering whether or not I should have a drink or go out for a walk. I decided on the more cost effective latter option and started to walk around town. As I approached the skyline cable car I decided that since I have my season pass I might as well go up! After all I've been up every other day of my time in Queenstown, why break a good habit? As I neared the cable car station I arbitrarily decided to walk it instead! It was going to be getting dark soon but that didn't matter. After reaching the top and nearly exhausting myself I was able to get a few nice snapshots of the mountains as the sun slowly disappeared behind the horizon. Then I decided to do something even more ridiculous. I ran down! Yes that's right, it took me about 50 minutes to walk up non stop and I ran down in 12 minutes! After I reached town I could barely walk and was in a mild state of delirium, talking to myself and swaying around in a mild daze. I collapsed in a chair and started to type, I'm sure once I'm done here my legs won't work at all, they feel like they're been chewed off, regurgitated and then reattached the wrong way round! But I feel great nonetheless.

And that's all for today folks!

dusk over Queenstown

26 November, 2008

SYDNEY/KIWI ADVENTURE-5: Extreme Bungy


NOTE: The action photos presented here (ie. the Bungy photos) are not of me. I took them with my camera but the ones of me were all printed out and given to me on paper. Once I get home and scan them in I'll be able to replace them and prove that I did it myself. But I really really did do it, honest!



Well today we all got the beautiful weather that we were all promised here in Queenstown (take a look at the picture to the left and compare it with the last photographs of the same view). Apparently it's going to be like this for the rest of the time I'm here (until December 2nd) so that's quite alright with me! Since the good weather brings out all the adrenaline junkies (myself included) the adventure sports of the day were springing into action all around the place. My own suicidal act of choice was Bungy Jumping. To be exact it was three different Bungy Jumps. You see I simply couldn't make up my mind which one I wanted to do and I figured, what the hell, let's do all three.




First things first, we were whisked off to the Kawarau Bridge to do the first jump, probably the most well known since it was the first commercial Bungy Jump to be introduced to the world by the thrillseker to put all others to shame: A J Hackett. Although he didn't come up with the idea, (it's actually an old rite of passage ritual used in Vanuatu) he was the first to present it to the world and say "come on up and give it a go!"

The Kawarau bridge bungy may not be epic by modern jump standards but it's still a good place to try your first time. Poised over the Kawarau river you basically throw yourself off and then once you've stopped bouncing they lower you into a small rubber dinghy that comes out to get you and take you to the shore. After doing it I immediately wanted to do it again, after all it was over so quickly! But I knew that my next stop would be far more spectacular, that last one was child's play in comparison!



Next stop: the Nevis Gorge. A Bungy Jump off a cable-car stretched between the two sides of a massive canyon and poised over another river way off down below. This one though was far higher than the tiny little Kawarau bridge, 440 feet to be totally exact. Apparently the freefall is supposed to last 8.5 seconds but it sure went by quicker than that! But I'm getting ahead of myself. We arrived at the place and took a few moments to admire the view and let it sink in just what we were letting ourselves in for! After getting kitted up we were whisked off to the jump pod in a tiny little wobbly cable-car to await our descent towards the ground so far below. Spectators were also allowed to come out to the jump pod but I can guarantee that anyone with even the tiniest sliver of vertigo wouldn't even make it this far!

The cable-car and jump pod had plenty of big holes in the ground to look down and survey the extent of the height we were about to hurl ourselves down from. Reaching the jump pod I was told I was going to go first which was just fine by me. Without hesitation I got kitted up and positioned myself over the edge. without a moments pause I hurled myself off, my brain instinctively telling me that "this is it you bloody idiot, you're going to die" before the sense of euphoria kicked in and I laughed manically as I hurtled earthwards before bouncing back up thanks to my trusty elastic cord. This time they used a winch to grab me and pull me back up to the jump pod, frankly I prefer it this way because I can really take in spectacular view. Just like the last jump though it was once again over too soon. I really wanted to go again but I figured that I still had one more jump to do. Taking the cable-car back I returned to stable ground and picked up my photos and DVD. On to the next, and final jump.

The next Bungy site was at a place that I was already familiar with: the Skyline complex looking over Queenstown, reachable via the cable-car up the side of the mountain. So far I've been here every day I've been in Queenstown (thanks to my season cable-car pass) but this time the weather provided me of yet another variation of the always spectacular view over Queenstown. With some time to go before my jump I treated myself to a few more runs on the fantastic luge track before reporting to my final destination: the Ledge Bungy.

Now the Ledge Bungy is positioned in a place that really does provide one of the best views of the land. Right next to the cable-cars which are perpetually running back and forth, the panoramic view of Queenstown is a sight to behold and really sells this particular Bungy. Since I had already done the Nevis jump I figured that this would be a step down in terms of excitement so I asked them if there was anything I could do to make it more fun. I was told of a move called "The Matrix" which involves taking a running jump off the edge and then turning round in midair and pointing both guns (ie. my fingers!) at the platform and firing. A pity I couldn't make it more authentic by using real guns but they probably take a dim view to Bungy Jumpers blowing the brains out of their jump crew, assuming I actually hit any of them of course I've never fired a gun, though I'd frankly like to but I think I'm starting to digress a little though so back to Planet Earth in 3 2 1...

Once they hoisted me back up to the platform I was given some good and bad news. The bad news: the cameraman buggered up the shot and I my photos didn't come out properly. The good: I was going to get a free jump! This time I simply hurled myself out trying to wave at the camera in midair but I kinda messed it up a bit and my the time the camera went off my freeze-framed pose looked half life I was trying to play air guitar in mid-air and like I had just reattached my arms and realised that they were on wrong! You'll have to check back in a few weeks for those though since, as I said, my pictures are print-outs only.


So there you have it! A day of three Bungy Jumps (with a fourth one thrown in for free!). My insane lust for tempting fate with insane death defying feats had been satiated for the time being and I returned to my Hostel to ponder what I should eat tonight. I've got some curry sauce and chicken in my fridge but someone recommended several restaurants in the area, oh the agony of choice!

More foolhardy antics tomorrow folks, I'm going...well just wait and see. It'll be awesome I promise!

Looking down from the Nevis jump pod!

24 November, 2008

SYDNEY/KIWI ADVENTURE-3: Waitomo to Auckland to Queenstown

As I was gazing out the windows of my coach that was driving me from the tiny village of Waitomo up to Auckland there was one thing I couldn't shake from my mind. I simply could not get over how much New Zealand's rolling green hills and abundant cows and sheep (especially sheep for there are far more sheep than humans in Kiwi land) reminded me of the quaint British countryside. Of course the fact that the weather was lovely and the people extremely friendly and cheerful was a constant reminder that I'm not back in the woefully dismal "Blighty", but I was still surprised at the similarities between the scenery of the two countries. At least I was until I reached the south island alpine paradise known as Queenstown (see above photo)

To reach Queenstown however I would have to get back to Auckland first and then take a two hour flight from the airport. As I left Waitomo the weather was beautiful but as we started to approach Auckland I noticed grey clouds starting to creep in. As the coach dropped me off right in front of my hostel it was pouring down with rain. "How very British" I thought as I sojourned to the local bar for a few drinks, it's wet and cold, a stark contrast to the scorching hot Auckland of yesterday. But that's what New Zealand is like, prone to severely contrasting weather. I must have jinxed it when I made my little comment about it not being very British to have good weather!

As I boarded my flight in Auckland it was still raining. However there was a light at the end of the tunnel. Our pilot informed us all that the weather in Queenstown was quite pleasant, with only mild cloud cover. Sadly by the time we got there it was even more wet and cold than Auckland! Once again the swiftly changing weather proved to be working against me. I checked in to my hostel and wondered what I was going to do for the rest of the day (being only around 5:30pm). It was still plainly obvious to me however that Queenstown is not even remotely like the rolling green pastures of the Waitomo are and most certainly not at all like Britain. It's scenery was more reminiscent of sights such as the Norwegian fjords or Alaska. Since the forecast for the rest of the week was looking more favourable I was sure to not let the bad weather get me down.

I signed in to my room, an 8 bed dorm to find that my other roommates were all young attractive females. This might sound like a very welcoming situation to find oneself but it really wasn't quite as wonderful as it sounds. Clearly I was the only male crashing a room that previously only consisted of women. The sight of a slightly tired, sweaty, unshaven and rain sodden bloke tramping into their domain was enough to warrant some looks that were cold enough to kill. Having several beautiful women cast derisive looks of contempt at me that might well have been strong enough to burn through my very skull was not the loveliest experience I've had in the time I've been here! Was I not to staggeringly incompetent at chatting up members of the opposite sex I might have been able to turn the situation to my advantage (sharing with several hot girls, sounds good to me) but all I could get out of them was admissions of where they were from. That's more than I would expect though, seeing as how I am someone with the sexual magnetism and charm of a used tea-bag.

Things got better though as after searching around town for a while I noticed that the rain was starting to subside and the clouds were slowly parting from around the mountains. As I saw the snow capped peaks around me slowly reveal themselves I was treated to a wonderful sight, one that I decided I wanted to see from a better angle. Wasting no time I rushed to the cable car station and bought a ticket for the ride up. I got there just in time for some spectacular photographs of the clouds washing away, the rain well and truly gone for the day. I ambulated around the area for an hour or so before returning to town.

So it seemed to be a rather sedate day in a place that's primarily geared towards satisfying the insatiable appetite of adrenaline junkies (like myself). Kiwis can proudly boast that Queenstown is the thrill seeker's capital of the country and quite frankly it wouldn't be at all audacious to postulate that it's the adrenaline capital of the entire world. After all it's quite possible to do just about all kinds of dangerous, exciting, thrilling, fast, reckless or irresponsible activities that all but the most suicidal of adventure seeking lemming-esque nutters could possibly desire. Paragliding, skydiving, bungy jumping, 400 foot high swings, whitewater rafting, extreme mountain biking, acrobatic flights and so much more that it can (and does) fill an entire book sized brochure.

But all in good time I say. I'm here for more than a week and I anticipate that I will be completing any number of insane death defying passtimes and prattling on endlessly about them on this blog. Until then I'm off to the bar to have a few pints and see if I can interact with some of my fellow backpackers in a more favourable way that my previous encounter.

19 November, 2008

SYDNEY/KIWI ADVENTURE-1: Introduction

Well I just signed off the Sun Princess to take some local leave in Sydney with my good friend Rob. For those of you who don't know what local leave is: when you sign off a cruise ship you have the option of having the company delay your flight home (which is paid for) by however long you wish so that you can stay in the country that you finish in. In this case I've signed off in Sydney in order to take a 2 week adventure holiday in New Zealand before returning to Sydney for another week. After all that I'm returning to the abject misery that is British winter weather.

First of all I'm planning to stay in Auckland for a few days and my itinerary includes a tour of the spectacular Waitomo Caves, where I'll be doing abseiling, rock climbing, blackwater rafting (which is whitewater rafting but underground!) and a tour of the glow-worm caves. Then it's off to Queenstown where I'll be Bungy Jumping, whitewater rafting, parasailing and any other crazy things that I care to think of at the time. Then I'm returning to Sydney and staying there for a week before I fly home for Christmas.

Can't wait! Keep an eye out for some updates in the near future.

All the places I have visited!